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Song of a Seafoam Psychic
A music video of the ultimate fake-it-till-you-make-it psychic.
Word count: 7509
Lannie Neely III
Nov 22, 202428 min read

Topaz Goggles
After a long night of sweat and blood and desperate tears, I created a technology that replaced life with words. Words: 4416
Lannie Neely III
May 22, 202417 min read

How to Feed Your Parents
An insight of parallels about parents and feeding them. Based on several true stories, and a story of unknown validity. Words: 2055
Lannie Neely III
Mar 26, 20248 min read


Town Without Image
A historical town, its keepers, and its cutlery face disaster when a rule is broken: someone has been taking photographs of the tourists.
Lannie Neely III
Dec 14, 202337 min read


Echoes of Idioms
A story of youth wasted on a mistake, except each beat is abstracted through idioms. Words: 8162
Lannie Neely III
Oct 24, 202330 min read


Lannie Neely III
Apr 26, 20233 min read

No Last Stop
A post-life slacker and his dead aunt solve a mystery. Words: 6078
Lannie Neely III
Apr 23, 202323 min read

Mahogany Shorthair
A lonely postdoc is tasked with caring for her elderly neighbor’s fake cat. Words: 5808
Lannie Neely III
Dec 9, 202122 min read

Of Pigs and Pigeons
Someone in Sao Paulo has cursed his roommate, who is now transforming into a pig. Words: 4802
Lannie Neely III
Oct 16, 202118 min read


Land of Mist Preface
Preface to a story set in Sao Paulo. Words: 269
Lannie Neely III
Oct 15, 20211 min read


Robbing Tamashi's
Two second-generation Japanese hoodlums try to rob a convenience store only to be puppeted by its destructive owner. Words: 2252
Lannie Neely III
Mar 29, 20199 min read


Spots
Documentation of a disease with no importance whatsoever. Words: 900
Lannie Neely III
Jan 31, 20134 min read


Every Twenty Years
Short journal entries every twenty years for longer than should be possible. Words: 1499
Lannie Neely III
Jan 31, 20136 min read


Musical Intelligence
The origin of Artificial Intelligence is traced to an audible phenomenon. Words: 587
Lannie Neely III
Jun 27, 20123 min read


This Paper Would Be Funnier If I Were Stout
A caustic perspective on body values. Words: 990
Lannie Neely III
Nov 2, 20104 min read


Screws '95
A Polaroid of a child and a half-naked model on a showroom floor. Words: 582
Lannie Neely III
Sep 6, 20103 min read


Tipping in Excess
A college essay on the effects of tipping culture in the USA. Words: 1800
Lannie Neely III
May 30, 20108 min read


Books for Socks
The original story of Hobo Steve and my love for reading. Words: 614
Lannie Neely III
May 5, 20103 min read

Transition From a Window
Coping with a military life-choice through video game music. Words: 619
Lannie Neely III
Apr 27, 20103 min read
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